Nissan Cube – A Very Strange Car
Saturday, 6. March 2010
I don’t normally comment on new cars in these ramblings but I recently saw the new Nissan Cube and feel that it’s just a step too far! Have you seen it? What a load of old sh*t! as Catherine Tate playing the part of ‘nan’ would say! It has to be the dopiest car I’ve ever seen. It is actually offensive to look at, nearly as bad as driving past a field with your car full of kids who ask why a horse is trying to get on the back of one of his mates in the middle of the field. It’s just not right and shouldn’t be seen in public! But Nissan proudly proclaim that it is on track to sell a million of these things in Japan. Look we aren’t Japanese, we don’t eat cow pats or poke out our own eyes with kitchen knives in a competition to win a Sony radio, nor do we go round breaking breeze blocks with our fists when you could easily use a hammer. For goodness sake! To cover their embarrassment Barry Beeston of Nissan GB refers to it as a ‘statement car’, yeah a statement that you’re as daft as a bottle of still water! But if you would like one please let me know, I’m sure I can arrange for some very keen rates! By Graham Hill
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