Graham Hill’s Famous Review Of A New Rubbish Bentley

Friday, 1. July 2011

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My car review of the week looked promising, I saw the Bentley badge and thought great, something special. They may drop in value like me after a few large glasses of nectar but hey it’s one of my fave cars. It’s even got round head and fog lights but with the little Christmas fairy lights in them like Audis. Just what you want in a supercar and when I say that I’m not kidding, the new Continental GT is hoped by Bentley to be crowned the most luxurious supercar in the world. It will cost £177,000 and have a 6 litre engine with a Greenpeace heart attack inducing MPG of 17, although it does have a top speed of 198 miles per hour. Hang on, the bloody car they’ve sent me details on is red.

How can you have a serious Bentley in red, that’s for soppy Italians who wear bum bags and Brylcream. That’s it, had enough, stop the review and get a Mini! Good grief and the bloody car is red inside as well, even a red steering wheel! That’s a wrap. Don’t tell me what you think cos I don’t care – rubbish car! By Graham Hill